February 2012
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Alyssa is a jerk.
This has been a post.
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Long Distance Relationships
When They’re Away and… You’re having a bad day
You dream of them and wake up and realize they aren’t there
Most nights While your friends are all sucking face with their partner
When you see them on webcam
When they tell you they’re coming to visit
When you see their car drive up/their plane come in
When you finally see them
The entire rest of the time they’re with you
Their...
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… oh.
i think i’d loose
i think id win
Yes.
Hell yes.
HELL.
FUCKING.
YES.
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You know you're a lesbian when
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
The smell of your girlfriend is purely intoxicating
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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helldate:
I was about to lose my virginity to this girl I’d been dating for a while, but she hadn’t trimmed her fingernails, which I was too dumb to notice, and she scratched the inside of my vagina really badly. We both thought that was just my hymen breaking until we realized the bleeding wasn’t stopping.
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escape--velocity asked: JACKIE!
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mal-luck asked: I wanted to congratulate you on your new job. Meant to last night but by the time I saw your post I was in bed. =p But yeah, congrats Jackie Person.
